Jokes of the day

JOKES OF THE DAY
patient:Doctor,I've heard once about doctor treating someone with pneumonia &finally died of typhus.
Doctor:Dont worry,it wont happen,if i treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.
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Doctor:you've got cancer&Alzheimers.
pATIENT:THANK GOD,Atleast I dont have cancer.
(Alzheimers-characterized by loss of recent memory&other neurological symptoms)
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